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Mommy's In Menopause

02:06
Jeanie B! and The Jelly Beans
2006
Jeanie B! and The Jelly Beans

Story

My oldest sister was 46 when she had her last child. She was peri-menopausal at the time but was blessed with a beautiful daughter. I called her on her 50th Birthday to wish her a Happy Happy and her 5 year old answered the phone. I asked to speak to the Birthday girl and her daughter told me that Mommy couldn't come to the phone because she had ripped off all her clothes and was in the bathroom. I asked if she was taking a shower and was told "No, she's having a hot flash"! I said "Oh is it really hot there today?" She then said "No, Mommy's in Menopause. She gets hot flashes all the time, then she's fine."  I asked her to have her Mommy call me back when she cooled off. In the meantime I wrote this little song for her Birthday present!  Later after hearing the song her daughter asked her where exactly menopause was... Out of the mouths of babes.

Lyrics

Verse 1:

My Mom and Dad are older than most parents I know

I’ll be ten this October, my Mommy’s the big 5-0

She’s acting kind of wild; Tired, and hot and nauseous

We thought she was with child so we went to the Doctor’s office

This is what the Doctor said:

1,2,3

 

Chorus:

Your Mommy’s in menopause

She’ll burn like a yuletide log

Get hot flashes all the time

All the sudden she’ll be fine, Poor Mommy

 

Verse 2:

She’ll have her own personal summers, rip off all her clothes

It’s really quite a bummer that only women know

Never give you warning, Happy, then sad

Don’t even try to touch her, Feel sorry for your Dad cause…

 

Chorus:

Your Mommy’s in menopause

She’ll burn like a yuletide log

Get hot flashes all the time

All the sudden she’ll be fine, Poor Mommy

 

Verse 3:

She may get osteoporosis, could use a cane

Look out for neurosis, she will act quite insane

Don’t you worry sweetheart, you’ll get your Mommy back

It may take a decade, so get used to her new act ‘cause…

 

Chorus:

Your Mommy’s in menopause

She’ll burn like a yuletide log

Get hot flashes all the time

All the sudden she’ll be fine, Poor Mommy (in Menopause)

Poor Mommy (in Menopause)

Poor Mommy’(in Menopause)

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